jesusfreakinglucifer:

i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked 

(Source: wallylives, via randommops)

greatbaycoast:

don’t say “zelda” within my hearing distance

(via the-legend-of-zelo)

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

(via the-legend-of-zelo)

(Source: mr-styles, via harrybecausefuckyou)

(Source: mr-styles, via harrybecausefuckyou)

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

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f-ckyouall:

teambeentohell:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

omg i cant

fromkathywithlove:

thranduilings:

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I laughed way too much at this.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

brolarus:

brolarus:

mom? dad? *lowers voice* i’m batman

I WAS LAUGHING TO MYSELF ABOUT THIS POST UNTIL I REALISED IF YOU WERE BATMAN YOU WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO TELL YOUR PARENTS THAT YOU WERE

BECAUSE THEY’RE DEAD

(Source: g1ados, via 6seasons-and-a-sonic)

(via sweetfashion-instinct)

louismoans:

you forgot zayn

(Source: hishaz,tumblr.com, via harrybecausefuckyou)

best-of-funny:

dslites:

why does chad just carry a basketball to every class

like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies

chad u ok

chad

chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok

X

(via abbieehills)